Sammy the Starfish

I was bathing Jackson the other day and he was playing with his penis (nothing new). This time he was tugging and making it dance and pretending it was singing "I am Sammy the Starfish". I walked out of the room to grab his towel. As I was walking out of the room, I asked him to please stop playing with his penis. In his sweetest, most dramatic voice he replied, "I can't. It is so beautiful". Then collapsed in a fit a giggles. Really? I couldn't even respond to him. I just called Sean up and told him the story. The big kids were listening too. And Jacob very calmly told me he sings the Sammy the Starfish song with his penis in the shower. Again, REALLY? I am not sure I was cut out to raise boys.